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Kid Licks Entire Subway Railing
An enterprising young gentleman licks an entire NYC subway entrance railing for one dollar. Yes, one dollar.
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The World’s Most Confident Nose Picker
A man shamelessly picks his nose directly behind the TNT broadcasters during a Knicks-Blazers game, then gives the camera a confident wink.
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Parasite Escapes From Dead Mantis
When a guy kills a praying mantis, creepy madness ensues in the form of a horsehair worm.
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Hey Fast Food Employees, Please Stop Doing Disgusting Stuff To The Food You...
Yesterday, the above image was posted to Reddit, and as you can see it shows a young man consuming a Wendy’s Frosty directly from the machine, or “wheezing the juice” as a generation once said. The...
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You Can Finally Buy A Fur Coat Made Entirely Of Male Chest Hair
Arla Foods has launched a new ad campaign in England focusing on male milk drinkers, as the company’s brain trust believes that dairy products have been “manning down” in recent years. The solution to...
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Billionaire Stewart Rahr Celebrated His Divorce By Making An Orgy Sex Tape
(via Getty Image) Stewart Rahr is known for many things, as the 67-year old billionaire has been no stranger to the limelight over the years. He made his fortune when he sold his pharmaceutical company...
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Paula Deen Has Been Offered A New Job In Porn
(via Getty Image) So this is pretty gross news. As 66-year old Paula Deen’s endorsement deals have been falling apart left and right – from Walmart and Target to Smithfield and, of course, the Food...
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You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat At Golden Corral Anytime Soon
If you grew up in the South, there’s a good chance you’ve eaten a buffet meal or two at Golden Corral. Grandparents love it, especially on Sundays after church. I’ve had my share of greasy grub there,...
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Who’s Up For A Clip Of A Rally Car Passenger Vomiting Up Blood All Over Himself?
You (the viewer) won’t love it so much. It was hard to pick a header image for this story, because it’s a story about a rally car passenger getting sick, throwing up all over himself and then vomiting...
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Meanwhile, In China: People Are Eating Cockroaches — AKA The New ‘Miracle...
You may recall a recent story about one million cockroaches escaping from a cockroach farm in China. You may have then reasonably wondered, “Why are the Chinese farming cockroaches?” For...
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Miesha Tate Wants Women To Celebrate Movember With ‘Muffvember’
“Do you want a merkin?” If you’re like me, you can do 14 pushups in the time it takes you to make a plate of tacquitos and you couldn’t grow a mustache to save your life. That’s why “Movember” is...
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This Photo Of A Pre-Cooked McRib Patty May Make You Rethink Ordering A McRib...
Oh hey guess what: The McRib is about to return to terrorize digestive tracts and sewage infrastructures around the world. Just so we’re clear, we’re firmly anti-McRib around these parts, but in case...
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The Horrible, Life-Threatening ‘Cotton Ball Diet’ Is Surging In Popularity Again
Kids are pretty stupid. I think that’s a statement that most of us can agree on, and thanks to the Tweeters and the Spacebooks and the Pinstagrams, the end is nowhere in sight for how much dumber...
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Library copies of 50 Shades of Grey tested positive for the herpes virus
Put it down! Put it down! Belgian researchers decided to do toxicology tests on books checked out from the Antwerp library recently, presumably in the hopes of finally driving some poor germophobe to...
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Tila Tequila Might Have A New Sex Tape That Nobody Wants To Watch
That banner image from a “celebrity” boxing event in 2011 is a reminder that despite all of her seemingly-insane ramblings about Hitler, the hollow moon and Paul Walker’s death conspiracy, Tila...
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Serious Question: Why Can’t Hedo Turkoglu Keep His Hands Out Of His Mouth?
And now for today’s least sanitary story. The folks at The Starters pointed this out yesterday, and now I can’t stop watching the video and trying to figure out why the hell it’s happening. What...
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10 New Terms We Learned From Last Night’s ‘Workaholics’ Episode: ‘Orgazmo Birth’
We’ve always gots to give credit where credit’s due, and the guys behind Workaholics gots to get all the credit in the world for coming out with some seriously f*cked up material for the first episode...
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Woman Snoops Through Boyfriend’s Phone, Finds Video Evidence That He’s...
Warner Bros. A UK woman who was snooping through her boyfriend’s old phone “looking for some old photographs” had to know she would encounter at least one thing she wouldn’t like. But nothing could...
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File ‘The Name Of Barbara Walters Vibrator’ Under ‘Things You Didn’t Want To...
Getty Image The panelists on The View got to talking about the practice of “self love” during this morning’s episode, as a bunch of menopausal ladies, a gay man and Jenny McCarthy are wont to do, and...
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Man’s Dead Body Found Horrifyingly Plastered On The Front Of A High Speed...
Getty Image I don’t want to make jokes here because a man is dead — but you know what happens when a bug hits your windshield on the highway? Basically that’s exactly what happened here, only instead...
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